10 quotes
"Boys, You Must Strive To Find Your Own Voice, Because The Longer You Wait To Begin The Less Likely You Are To Find It At All."
"People Say Satire Is Dead. It'S Not Dead; It'S Alive And Living In The White House."
"When In Doubt, Go For The Dick Joke."
"Real Loss Is Only Possible When You Love Something More Than You Love Yourself."
"No Matter What People Tell You, Words And Ideas Can Change The World."
"Why Do They Call It Rush Hour When Nothing Moves?"
"I Used To Think The Worst Thing In Life Was To End Up All Alone. It'S Not. The Worst Thing In Life Is To End Up With People Who Make You Feel All Alone."
"I Like My Wine Like My Women - Ready To Pass Out."
"Do You Think God Gets Stoned? I Think So... Look At The Platypus."
"You'Ll Notice That Nancy Reagan Never Drinks Water When Ronnie Speaks."